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Pardon My Take

Week 18, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Packers Are Dead, Jags Win The South, Who's Back And Billy Went To The Bottom Of The East River

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Week 18 and we recap every game starting with Fastest 2 Minutes (00:00:00-00:12:32:09). We taped the first half before Sunday Night Football so the Packers died halfway through the show. Jaguars 20, Titans 16 (00:12:32-00:22:55) Chiefs 31, Raiders 13 (00:22:55-00:31:10) Dolphins 11, Jets 6 (00:31:10-00:39:45) Bills 35, Patriots 23 (00:39:45-00:47:29) Bengals 27, Ravens 16 (00:47:29-00:55:23) Steelers 28, Browns 14 (00:55:23-01:00:03) Texans 32, Colts 31 (01:00:03-01:04:50) Vikings 29, Bears 13 (01:04:50-01:11:24) Panthers 10, Saints 7 (01:11:24-01:14:51) Falcons 30, Bucs 17 (01:14:51-01:17:10) Lions 20, Packers 16 (01:17:10-01:25:34) Seahawks 19, Rams 6 (01:25:34-01:32:54) Broncos 31, Chargers 28 (01:32:54-01:36:14) Eagles 22, Giants 16 (01:36:14-01:41:59) 49ers 38, Cardinals 13 (01:41:59-01:47:22) Commanders 26, Cowboys 6 (01:47:22-01:54:41) We finish with who's back of the week and we wrap up with Billy going to the bottom of the East River. (01:54:41-02:21:22)


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, week 18 of the NFL, we start the show. We do the 1 o'clock games. And then we took a break so we can watch Sunday night football. So Aaron Rodgers is dead. The Packers are dead.

0:25.0

We'll get to that halfway through the show, but we're going to recap every game fastest two minutes. Billy went down to the East River. Great Monday show for you week 18. It's a finale and the Packers are dead and it's brought to you by our friends at Coors Light. When you're juggling work, family and life in general, things can feel chaotic. That's That's why Cors Light helps you find moments to unwind all year long whenever you need

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2:27.0

Today is Monday, January 9th, week 18. There's no go, no, get him.

2:45.8

We start in Duval for the AFC South Super Bowl where your best ability is Vrability as Coach turned to the Pastronaut Josh Dobbs to try to launch the Titans into the playoffs. Tractor Sito exposing your D-like wearing Speedos, punching people in the face like he's chock Alito,

3:05.0

Tracto or Sito, the game flipped late when Rashan Williams Scott Jenkins said, dude, where's the ball? As Josh Allen scooped his strip sack and took it for six, the Jags are officially jagged off as Jacksonville is hosting a playoff game. most likely 4 30 on Saturday afternoon.

3:26.6

Jage 20 Titans 16 Octobuflo where with a heavy heart the NFL world came together for tomorrow and the opening kickoff is returned By Wynam, Dyname, Ninem, to give the bills an early lead the game went back and forth switching back and forth, back and forth. As the as Devontai Peter Parker's hands were sticking to the balls for two scores. But Stefan Sigs looked really fucking cool smoking the Patriot secondary. Speaking of smoking, Bill Clinton Bellichack tried his best to score, but the Buffalo Bills will be saving their blue dress uniforms for a home playoff game as the Patriots were close

4:25.4

But no cigar and no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills Bill's 35 the Patriots 23 down to Miami where if you combine Jover throw Flacco and Skylar under throw Thompson you'd get a perfect pass the game was tight and terrible until the final drive. When all I do is quin, quin, quin, no matter what, Williams was called for a horse collar on Jalen. One of it B boys, a first down for the dolphins. As Jason Bernie Sanders was too far to the left earlier in the game, but moved back to the center to send the Miami Dolphins to the playoffs. Dolphins 11, Jets 6. Huh? Huh? 11, huh? 11. What's up in the safety? Baseball score. To the Iron City, where DeShon Watson was blending in in Pittsburgh, as he's known for bringing his terrible towels as well. DeShon Watson done through an interception to leave Levi Wallace, leaving more traces of his genes behind. The Steelers fought hard for a playoff birth. As Derek, my name is Wat, my name is Hu, my name is Chikotika Fatshati, scored a touchdown, cashing Hank's bet from last year. But it was all for not, as the Steelers won, but were eliminated. pitch for scalers 28. The Cleveland Brouts 14. In Chicago where the Bears were going for the first pick, pick, pick, pick, pick. Nathan Skeeterman and Nick Mullin went to come town putting up a surprising amount of points. Tim Susan Boyle came in briefly and I regret to report he still hasn't scored. Khalil Herbert Hoover played just well enough to save Chicagoans from having a great depression and cementing the first pick in the 2023 NFL draft. The Chicago Bears are officially on the clock. Vikings 29, Bears 13. Down the road to Indy and what does it miss you makes you stronger as the Texans closed out a terrible season with a bright spot. Zack Liv Moss was open late for a fourth meal in the end zone. The game came down to fourth and twenty as Davis Grills hit Jordan Applewood smoked Akin for a touchdown forcing Sabato Gigante to choke another one away. Hey Billy, hold this Elanger. Texas 32, coach 31, got him in Seattle where the Rams were trying to crash the Seahawks chance at the dance. As they put on their 2-2 at-wells and prancers were way into the end zone for a first half lead. Kenneth Brandon Walker was a weak man trying to score score six late, and the game went to the overtime with all the playoff implications in hand. Baker Mayfield in overtime, cooked up a turnover, and Kenneth Brandon Walker ran violently as if the Rams defense had called him a Mississippi moron. Heartbreak for the Lions, as a Seahawks bounce him from the playoffs. Seahawks 19, Rams 16, Gino Rope Back. What? Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, binals. Purdy got by with a kiddle help from his friends,

7:26.9

finding George's twice in the end zone,

7:28.9

and the whopping was on.

7:33.1

Hey JJ, look over your shoulder

7:35.3

because for Velas creeping on you.

7:36.9

But in all seriousness, a great career for JJ.

7:40.3

What's up?

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