Hello, everybody. Welcome to a good football show. I am your host, Patrick Dirty, here today

with Danny Carter, Kyle DeVorchick, and Patrick Karein. What's the first of two preview

shows this week? Today we'll be previewing some of the biggest games week one, getting Karein's

stat of the week, which I've been promised to stunning, and doing week one rapid fire at the end.

Fellas, we made it. It is week one. How is everybody doing? Karein has blurbing robbed your soul yet.

Not yet. It was a fairly quiet morning, actually, and then things picked up right as I was handing

things off to Kyle. A little overlap, but then I got the hand, the busyness off. So far, so good.

Yeah, it's one of like the universal laws of blurbing is that when you think that you're in the

safety zone, five guys get cut at once, and your soul just does slowly leave your body. Kyle,

to you, now that you are a hockey and baseball GPP winner, what are you taking down? I didn't even

went, you know, to me, you're a winner in our hearts. And then you're fighting. What are you taking

down next? Are you deep into US Open splits? Are you mad at Al Karez for withdrawing last night?

I am mad at Al Karez for withdrawing last night. I don't know who that is really. I know he plays

tennis, or actually she plays tennis here. She I literally don't know. It's a he's someone he's 18

and we need to, we need to just, you know, beat him down now. He's 18 and withdrawing from tennis

matches, competitions already, I just couldn't be me. Couldn't be me. We need to make sure we destroy

his psyche for that. And, you know, just be really healthy about it. Have a healthy relationship

with him like we do all athletes. And then, by the way, I went, you know, I've sent a truckload

of pumpkins to your house. Not not sure how to spice them, but you are getting it. I don't hate

pumpkins. Okay. I want to be clear. I want to be on the record very clear. I'm a I'm pro pumpkin.

I enjoy pumpkins. I like carving them. I display them at my house. So you like stabbing them,

and you're like, yeah, but I like, I like, I'm just plundering a knife over and over again into

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