Week 1 Hurry-Up: The pluck of the Irish
Split Zone Duo: College Football Podcast
Richard Johnson and Alex Kirshner
4.9 • 916 Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2024
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
The Split Zone Duo Sunday Hurry-Up returns! Alex and Richard take you on a 30-ish-minute jaunt through everything that was interesting in the first week of the 2024 college football season. Miami demoralized Florida, Notre Dame’s offensive line came through when Texas A&M’s QB did not, Georgia reiterated that it’s in a different class than Clemson, Penn State and Tennessee got exciting QB showings, Vanderbilt did something fun, Arizona might have the best QB-WR tandem anywhere, Boise State got an all-time running back performance, Sam Houston had a breakthrough, and much, much more.
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| 0:00.0 | We're coming and we ain't back in now. We don't need a bunch of cats in here. |
| 0:04.0 | Looking in the mirror. |
| 0:05.0 | Everybody do you jump. |
| 0:07.0 | You have to stay there. |
| 0:08.0 | Hey, will you shut up? |
| 0:09.0 | I'm bitterly disappointed with the officiating today. |
| 0:11.0 | Guys being dudes. |
| 0:12.0 | And they run through our shit like shit through a ten horn man. supporting with the officiating today. Guys being dudes. |
| 0:12.6 | And they run through our shit like through a 10 horn, man. |
| 0:17.1 | Thank you, Lee. |
| 0:18.1 | And thank you for joining us on another year of the split zone duo, |
| 0:23.0 | Hurry up Alex Kirsner for the uninitiated. |
| 0:26.0 | What is it that we do here in the longest 30 minutes |
| 0:29.0 | in college football podcasting? |
| 0:31.0 | My partner Richard Johnson, you just said it. It's the longest 30 minutes you'll ever have. We take exactly 30 minutes. Just kidding, not exactly. It's often 40. Sometimes it's 45, but we do aim for 30. One of these years we're going to hit it. We aim for 30, but we missed the mark. |
| 0:46.5 | We will take you through everything that we found really interesting in the college football weekend, |
| 0:50.6 | whether it was the ABC Saturday Night |
| 0:52.6 | game or some G5 or FCS game somewhere |
| 0:55.0 | that you might not have seen. |
| 0:56.4 | We want to take you through it. |
| 0:57.3 | We want to give you stuff to talk about, give you stuff to think about, |
| 0:59.4 | give you stuff to laugh about, |
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