The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

Yo! How are you, ma'am?

I am fantastic. How about yourself?

I'm great. No problems.

Well, you know, I'm feeling so good because it's one of those rare days where we went home last night and we all watched the same thing.

And he saw, I think, stems from, I mentioned it yesterday before the end of the show, but then our friend, Stoner Mike, he texted.

Yes. And I feel like his opinion probably kind of nudged you or maybe it was just his opinion thing.

Well, no, because I didn't start with that.

So last night I got home and I'm like, what did Slim say to talk about?

So I started the Alabama sorority thing and I was like Jesus after two minutes.

I was like, okay, I'm not watching this.

I don't know that you have to watch that old thing.

I think we got, you got the basic gist of it.

And it's just, you're Mike's not on.

It's just a bunch of college girl tender talking about rushing a sorority.

And then that's actually really kind of young college girl about it.

Like just nothing I was interested in freshman age.

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