Wednesday, 05.24.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2023
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Today, we talk about Americans not knowing a second language, am radios being taken out of cars, and how The Strokes are now "music that makes old white people dance". *We also Doomwscroll of course. There's big news about Netflix, Meatball Ron, Ozempic, Damar Hamlin, and more. *Things get weird when ask Snowcone's gf to text sexy pics and end up burrowing straight down a rabbit hole about kinks. This is intellectual stuff, people. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Remember to subscribe, write a review, and tell a friend. It means the world to us. YOU mean the world to us. Come hang out and help us record the podcast live every weekday afternoon on our twitch channel (link below). Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger! |
| 0:29.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | What are you doing? |
| 0:50.0 | I'm hanging out with you. What are you doing? |
| 0:52.0 | Having some peanuts? You reckon a go-pack? |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, that's not bad, right? |
| 0:55.0 | It was a pretty good start to the day. |
| 0:56.0 | Not a red bull. |
| 0:57.0 | Pretty good start to the day. I mean, it's a start to our day. |
| 0:59.0 | This is how we started our day. Like some more combos. |
| 1:01.0 | Can we get some more combos? I think we should just keep those around in here. |
| 1:03.0 | Everyone likes those. |
| 1:04.0 | Those are good. |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.0 | What? |
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