Wednesday, 04.05.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2023
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Manny Machado was the first player to be ejected for violating the new clock rules in baseball. *A YouTube prankster was shot in the stomach after a man at the mall didn't like being pranked. He's going to be okay and says this won't stop him from doing pranks in the future. *The flip phone revolution is here and we have Gen Z to thank! *Doomscrolling!! Trump's lawyers say there's nothing to see here. The White House wants Russia to release the detained journalist from the Wall Street Journal. NATO welcomes Finland! A hot air balloon caught fire in Mexico City and the video is haunting. *Yesterday we had Kid Rock getting angry at cans. Today, we have a new white guy who'd like to protest Bud Light but the internet is quick to point out that he may need to protest a few more brands in his garage. *That's a wrap! Thanks for listening and remember to visit our website www.lazlo.church You can watch us record the podcat live each weekday at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and we'd love to chat with you on our subreddit after hours r/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | How are you, ma'am? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm fantastic. How about yourself? |
| 0:52.0 | I'm better. |
| 0:53.0 | Good. Glad to hear it. |
| 0:54.0 | I did all that bitching and moaning on Monday about my air conditioner. |
| 0:57.0 | Got all kinds of people sending me phone numbers which is nice. |
| 0:59.0 | Got people sending me phone numbers to get that tree down in my back. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, we got good listeners, ma'am. |
| 1:04.0 | People take care of us. |
| 1:05.0 | Are you right? |
| 1:06.0 | I'm in a good mood now because that stuff was bothering me. |
| 1:08.0 | I got one guy posting on a subreddit. |
| 1:10.0 | Yes, I know. |
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