Wednesday, 03.01.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2023
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Lazlo watched the Netflix Murdaugh docuseries! So now that he finally knows the details, how will he find a way to blame OJ's son? *Kansas City has a new airport! Well, it's a new terminal but it's basically a new airport. Many residents cited the old airport as the single most embarrassing thing about the city. So what should be next on our list and what's the most embarrassing thing about your city? *A lot of people who work overnight shifts say they prefer it and have a slew of reasons why. We also learn why Slimfast is such a night owl. *Doomscrolling! Spencer knows a lot about the Idaho murder case. The Alex Murdaugh trial is about to wrap up. Your two free coffees a month just became one free coffee a month. Police were asked to pay $150 to track a stolen Volkswagen with a kidnapped toddler because the 3rd party GPS company said the owner's free trial period had ended. *A school teacher was awarded $5 million after suing law enforcement for ruining her reputation. *Remember when Lazlo was shackled in his driveway and hauled off to jail? Did he ever sue anybody for that whole mess? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please visit our website www.lazlo.church for merch and links and follow our twitch channel at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. |
| 0:30.0 | Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! Yo! What's going on, man? Not much, how are you? I'm great! |
| 0:51.0 | I heard something about you. What? Since the last time I saw you. |
| 0:54.0 | What? Well, we're doing in less than 24 hours now. I know. |
| 0:57.0 | I know. What happened? I heard that you went from spending the last however long it's been, year, two years, of knowing very little about the Murrocks to be in a full... |
| 1:05.0 | Oh, I watched the documentary. |
| 1:07.0 | ...expert about the Murrocks. How long did you watch the next one? |
| 1:09.0 | All three of them? All three episodes, yeah. |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah, what'd you think? |
| 1:14.0 | I thought I really should have paid more attention when you were doing headlines because I didn't know any of it. |
| 1:18.0 | It's crazy, right? |
| 1:19.0 | A little bit of it, like I'm like, oh yeah, I remember I'm talking about the boat accident. |
| 1:24.0 | So I kind of knew, but I didn't really know. |
| 1:26.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.0 | You know, I'm like, yeah, he was... |
| 1:29.0 | I thought it was fascinating. |
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