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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 February 2024
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Summary
*Lazlo implores Slimfast to start an OnlyFans and he's got specific content in mind.
*We discuss the new documentary about Joran van der Sloot called Pathological. You might want to warn your kids about the psychopath next door.
*Looks like we're going to have to wait at least another year for Kohberger's trial.
*Should Joe Biden be worried about Michigan?
*A judge in Illinois was removed from the bench for reversing his own decision.
*The CEO of Kellogg's wants to remind you that your family should probably be eating cereal for dinner.
*Another story about another woman being charged over $1,000 for a Subway sandwich, but this story gets comical.
*The NFL players union released their anonymous player poll, and the Chiefs ownership did not do so well.
*Lazlo and Slimfast both live in one of the happiest cities in America.
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through |
| 0:16.4 | the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.4 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.4 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, how are you? |
| 0:50.0 | Great, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great. |
| 0:52.0 | Good, glad to hear it. We need to get those ratings up. You guys need to do something about that. Yeah. |
| 0:55.7 | Just been a piece of garbage for a while now. |
| 0:59.2 | Fix it people. Fix it. Fix it. I mean I don't know what's going on here we we broadcast live on |
| 1:05.6 | Twitch you know you get to see everything that's happening we have a |
| 1:08.7 | private conversations we put out a podcast so you can listen to it you know at your leisure just listen help out listen |
| 1:17.2 | that's all we ask I mean I don't understand how these other people that were |
| 1:22.1 | getting beeped on I can be doing so good. |
| 1:25.0 | I don't get it. I guess I don't listen to them that often but I've listened to them. |
| 1:29.0 | Seems ludicrous to me. |
| 1:31.0 | It seems ludicrous. Some of them are very talented. |
| 1:34.0 | Very talented. No they're not. You know what? Some of them are. Some of them are good. |
| 1:38.0 | Some of them I see, okay, I can, I can imagine the kind of person who's into this other stuff I'm like |
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