Wednesday, 02.21.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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5 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2024
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
*Spencer missed his court date this morning but he's pretty sure the judge is cool with it.
*Did high school fights and bar fights always end with guys getting kicked in the face while lying unconscious on the ground? Fights in the movies were so much more civilized.
*Where should everyone go for vacation this year? Slimfast is jaw jackin again about theme parks in Orlando but we all know he's gonna end up driving the station wagon to Branson.
*A new class action lawsuit accusses dating apps of being addictive scams that try to get you hooked and spend more and more money.
*A popular "mom-fluencer" has been convicted of child abuse and she's going to prison where she belongs.
*A fishing tournament in Connecticut disqualified the 1st and 2nd place winners because......they failed a polygraph?
*Lazlo's office is getting cleaned out and he doesn't want most of this stuff. This is your chance to own a piece of Lazlo history.
*We've played "What's in Slim's Backpack?" but it looks like we should have been playing "What's in Snowcone's Backpack?" My goodness...
*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the |
| 0:07.4 | selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslaw has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | What's going on? |
| 0:50.0 | Nothing, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great. |
| 0:52.0 | Good. |
| 0:53.0 | Snow cone? |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, tell us how do your court date go? |
| 0:56.0 | Supposed to be at 9 o'clock this morning in Pleasantville, right? |
| 0:58.6 | Pleasantton. |
| 0:59.6 | Pleasantton. |
| 1:00.6 | And did you make it? I woke up at 8. Okay so not really enough time to get there on time. |
| 1:06.2 | No, I mean. Because it's at least an hour. It's a full hour drive. I could have made it. But you would have had to have |
| 1:11.3 | You would not have made it. |
| 1:13.0 | I could have made it. |
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