Jeffrey LaRocque, the full body equivalent of homeless bedhead.

So what?

Welcome back to Rover's morning glory.

Shizzy, coming up in just a few minutes.

What do you have on the way, do she?

Simpson fans are not.

I'm not going on.

My God.

Simpson fans are not happy with something that occurred on the show.

I want to see what Snitzer thinks coming up next.

What is this thing on your hand?

You look like Dolly Parton with her fake-ass finger gloves. What is it? What is this?

Compression gloves. Why? Because my fingers, remember I told you I'm having some problems with my hands. I bought compression gloves.

Why? Why would you do this? Are compression gloves supposed to cure

whatever pain you're having? Actually my right hand feels better. My left hand is a little bit worse,

so it's slowly getting better. To help with circulation, right? Because her fingertips were numb?

No. They were tingling or something? No tingle, no numb. They're just, it's just an ache, a dull ache that hurts when you close your hands. Uh-huh. So a listener suggested to try compression gloves. Yes. So I took that advice. Okay. And now I'm wearing. So far not a lot of, is this day one of wearing these? I got them yesterday, so I did yesterday afternoon. I didn't sleep with them, but as soon as I woke up, I put them on. Why don't you sleep with them? I don't know. I feel like it would make me uncomfortable, and I don't want to do that. I want to sleep. Okay. It's making me uncomfortable looking at those

I know I'm a mess. They're weird ass gloves. They did cream so you wouldn't see them. They're not fingerless. They actually are fingered gloves but they just have about to where your finger nails come. That's where they're cut off. Yeah, finger tip. Yeah, finger tippless gloves. I've never seen such a thing. And they're kind of flesh colored.

No, no, that's all right.

And then are they padded on the back or what's going on on the back? Tiplas gloves. I've never seen such a thing. You want to try it on? Kind of flesh colored.

No, no, that's all right. And then are they padded on the back or what's going on the Oh, that's your ring? You have a ring. My aura ring and then my other rings. I want you to bedazzle them. No, I don't want to bedazzle them. But they feel really good. Mechanical Nuts says What Crystal does watching these rich bitches shows how materialistic she really is. Would you say you're materialistic crystal? Not at all. Yeah, I don't get that at all.

Not at all. I'm the girl that you can buy nothing for and I would still be okay. I'm just pleasantly happy with. Your boyfriend has never bought you a thing? No, he buys me things, but little things. Like what? Like candy I like. He's surprised me with a soda. You know, and that's the stuff that I like. Those little things that are thoughtful, those things mean something to me, not buying me a lavish gift.

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