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Rover's Morning Glory

WED PT 2: Rover is worried about Demi Moore

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.5920 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Inflation. Rover is worried about Demi Moore. Officials say the man who was struck by plane on Denver runway, Michael Mott, died of suicide. JLR likes to point out vintage barn ads on road trips. 

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0:00.0

Every morning show has a host.

0:03.6

Ours just happens to have crapped his sweatpants while riding a scooter.

0:09.6

Top that, Howard Stern.

0:12.1

It's Rover's Morning Glory.

0:18.4

Award winner, supersized.

0:22.1

Expert time of the printer Shizzy is coming up in a moment.

0:25.4

What do you have on the way, do you?

0:26.8

Imagine being super wealthy and giving all of that up for a higher calling.

0:34.4

I'll explain what that means coming up next.

0:39.3

All right, we'll get to that in just a moment. Jacob. You're on Rover's morning, glory. Good morning, Jacob. Morning. What's up, Rover?

0:45.0

Hey, what's happening? You know, maybe in one of these other universes, Jeffrey's taking his

0:51.8

Viagra and having sex with his wife.

0:57.6

Maybe in another universe that probably wouldn't even exist in the role.

0:58.8

Like I said, it will be a better place.

0:59.2

Who knows? Oh, woe is me. Boo-huh.

1:01.8

Yeah, maybe in another universe, Jeffrey's having sex with his wife instead of everyone else having sex with his wife.

1:07.5

That is an interesting possibility.

1:09.6

All right.

1:10.2

Jake.

1:10.5

Jacob. So did you try your Viagra out yet, Jeffrey? No, I haven't gotten around to it. Like I said, I'll do it what I'm good and ready to do it. Okay, so just lay off of it. Did you put up the shades? I haven't, like you said, I haven't put up the shades yet. I almost bought him shades.

1:28.0

He bought some.

1:28.8

Oh, he did?

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