WED PT 1: Charlie and Snitz agree people without bidets are scum

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 920 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Charlie was stuck on the toilet. Charlie and Snitz agree people without bidets are scum. People are outraged by reports of stray dogs being killed in Morocco ahead of the World Cup.

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0:00.0	This is Rover's morning glory.
0:09.1	Rover.
0:10.2	Excuse me.
0:12.1	Doogie.
0:12.9	It's okay.
0:13.4	It was terrible.
0:14.6	Charlie.
0:15.2	Millions of abortions all the time.
0:17.0	And Jeffrey.
0:18.4	My last Bible was a foot long.
0:24.1	Streaming on Rover Radio.com Rover's? It is Wednesday, February 18th, 2026. Good morning. It's Rover's morning. Glory. I'm Rover. Dozy is here.
1:02.9	Good morning, sir. Snitzer is here. Hey, man. Crystal is here. Hello. And Mr. Jeffrey Allen LaRoke is in the far box.
1:12.5	And Mr. Jeffrey on the Roke, there he is. He's in the FAR box. You're with us as well. 866. You're over. 866-967-6837. That's how you reach your show. Give us a call at that number. You can text us at that number. That comes into the studio in real time. or the best way, give us a call 866-967-6837.
1:30.6	We'll get to your email here. number that comes into the studio in real time by the best way give us call 866967 687
1:29.3	we'll get to your email here in just a moment uh what is it what are you looking at
1:35.8	now then charlie's here uh-huh he's in the stalls of the toilet right now he's pooping
1:44.0	he's uh oh and why would he do that as opposed to using this fancy new bidet that he has at heart? I don't know. Is he sick to his tummy? I don't know what that means. Is he sick? Then I'm guessing he's got the poops. No, I don't think so. I just think that he usually poops in the morning. Oh.
2:01.2	Right?
2:02.6	I don't know. I think it's just a poop.
2:03.3	Not this time. Yeah, this is early. 7.30. Yeah. I think it's just poops. I was worried Jeffrey got him sick and that he wasn't here at all because maybe he has a sore throat. Oh. You sound sick. My nose this morning seemed a little more snotty than it usually is.
2:21.1	Uh-huh. You sound sick. My nose this morning seemed a little more snotty than it usually is.
2:21.0	So I was worried Charlie was ill.
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