WED FULL SHOW: Charlie says people without bidets are scum, Krystle lost her phone, and JLR sings to the salesgirl

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 920 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 179 minutes

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Summary

Charlie was stuck on the toilet. Charlie says people without bidets are scum. People are outraged by reports of stray dogs being killed in Morocco ahead of the World Cup. WrestleMania tickets prices are outrageous. Krystle lost her phone in her house. Charlie checks Krystle's car. Man seen on video stealing a purse from an old woman with a walker. Is JLR working on his book? ByteDance released an AI video of Brad Pitt fighting Tom Cruise. Someone on Reddit claims they went into a job interview and was asked if they use ChatGPT. ChatGPT analyzes the behavior tendencies of the show members. Rover has JLR check his car after he got an alert that his alarm went off. Snapshots of JLR at the retirement party.

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0:00.0	This is Rover's Morning Glory.
0:09.0	Rover.
0:10.1	Excuse me.
0:12.0	Dugi.
0:12.8	It's so big.
0:13.3	It was terrible.
0:14.5	Charlie.
0:15.1	Millions of abortions all the time.
0:16.9	And Jeffrey.
0:18.3	My last Bible was a foot long.
0:21.8	Streaming on roRadio.com,
0:24.6	Rover's morning glory starts now.
0:27.7	Now. Good morning. What's happening? It is Wednesday, February 18th, 2026. Good morning. It's Rover's morning. Glory. I'm Rover. Doogie is here. Good morning, sir. Snitzer is here. Hey, man. Crystal is here. Hello. And Mr. Jeffrey Allen the Roke is in the far box.
1:12.9	And Mr.
1:14.0	Jeffrey on the Roke,
1:25.2	there he is. He's in the far box. You're with us as well. 866. You're over. 866-967-6837. That's how you reach your show. Give us a call at that number. You can text us at that number. that comes into the studio in real time.
1:29.6	By the best way, give us call 866-967-6837.
1:31.0	We'll get to your email here in just a moment. What is it? What are you looking at? Now then Charlie's here. He's in the
1:39.6	stalls of the toilet right now. He's pooping.
1:51.1	Why would he do that as opposed to using this fancy new bidet that he has at high? I don't know.
1:51.9	Is he sick to his tummy?
1:52.9	I don't know what that means.
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