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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Monday the 22nd of February.

Today, today, I've just noticed actually, Phil Vickery is doing gluten-free blood-orange cake.

Ah, interesting.

My friend Paul Cooper's doing blood oranges at the moment.

Ten for a pound. Blood oranges. I love blood oranges. They're really nice, actually. Very nice. So good luck for that one. I don't know what I'm having at all today. I feel I've got a headache coming on on the sort of, you know, one half of me, not the whole head. I don't get headaches. Oh, look, it's a Laura Whitmore story. How do we get that?

Obviously, he's sort of going to be sending off all these pieces to her.

After being linked with Leonardo DiCaprio, she turns up to an event.

I mean, to be honest with you, she shouldn't actually be at these events.

And the reason she shouldn't be is she's trying to sell herself as a presenter.

She's not a celebrity. She's a presenter.

Whereas I say in my book, did I mention I got a book? It's called, so you want to be a celebrity. Perhaps I should send a copy to Paul

Laura. And it's a, oh shit, that's very revealing, isn't it? A little bit tarty, Laura, but, you know,

if you like that kind of look, that obviously suits you. But if you're a presenter, you don't pretend that you're a celebrity, okay? You just, you just carry on presenting.

But obviously, she sees herself as some sort of presenter, celebrity, which of course she isn't.

And she then went back with Leonardo DiCaprio. I mean, I assume they went back there and

perhaps he just sort of, you know, took a photograph of her and she's, I mean, I don't think anything happened.

And, of course, she's being far too discreet to mention it because she knows that if she goes, oh, we just had a cup of tea, her fame finishes instantly.

And she has to sleep with radio producers.

Because that's what happens, isn't it?

There's no point in hanging around with radio producers

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