We've got Canadian smoked almonds and we've got Sam Almond - #2823

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Sam Almond's middle name is Almond. His father's name is Almond, as is his grandfather's. And yet, we managed to go the whole episode without making a joke about his family being nuts. I'm proud of how far this show has come. What I'm not proud of is involuntarily breathing in a pack of cigarettes every time I walk to my car.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Tom Bernard podcast with the family and
0:08.2	Alex Rampinard Rassison.
0:09.9	Andy Rampinard.
0:12.2	Oh, and Kristen Burton.
0:13.4	So I'm used to waiting for one more.
0:15.2	Oh, yeah, no.
0:15.8	Captain's still not here.
0:16.9	She's still working on the new house.
0:19.3	So that'll be good.
0:20.6	Sorry, that's my bad. Two weeks from now, it'll be all over and we don't have to the new house so that'll be good two weeks from now my bad two weeks
0:22.7	from now it'll be all over and we don't have to worry about it and it'll be magnificent there's no
0:26.9	question magnificent she's doing a great job with it she's really turning into a nice joint
0:31.1	okay before you get started with you I have to rant for at least one minute oh goody
0:36.1	yesterday and I've said many times since I was nine years old I have to rant for at least one minute. Oh, goody.
0:43.5	Yesterday, and I've said many times since I was nine years old, the twins came to town,
0:47.7	and I've been a huge twins fan since I was nine years old.
0:48.7	That's a few years ago.
0:53.6	Yesterday, did you see any of the trades yesterday, Kristen?
0:57.0	The trades meaning for... In baseball.
0:58.3	No, not in baseball.
0:59.4	No.
0:59.5	I was like Hollywood trades, yes.
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