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Morning everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. Thursday, the first of September.

And we have to start where we mean to go, because if there's one person

who's featured probably more on this programme than Jordan or that ghastly Gemma Collins or

that revolting person, oh, it could be anybody, couldn't it from a reality show. It's Kerry Coke

to. Now, here she is. Her eldest daughter, Molly, is 15 years old, but looks so much

older. So much older. Anyway, she's decided to spoil her birthday. It's her 15th birthday,

as I say, with a diamond watch and a puppy. And she had fancy present. I thought she was

bankrupt. I don't know how these people afford it. I want to be bankrupt. I've decided it.

So they say, she's always striven to give her children the best in life. Well, want to be bankrupt. I've decided it. So they say she's always striven to give

her children the best in life. Well, she's been bankrupt twice. So obviously, not particularly

bright, is she? But anyway, Molly was unimpressed because she put this, her mother put this

picture up of her to mark this special occasion. Of course, she hates it. She hates it.

And she says, I hate this photo. Delete, delete, delete. Despite the embarrassment, Molly was thrilled with the diamond-encrusted Michael Cause Watch and a Minions themed card she received from Kerry. She shared a picture of the gifts in the card which read, to Molly, love you all the world. Love you all the world. I wonder for a day my baby girl love mum. And then she added the caption, Thank you at Kerry Cotona. Is that what she calls her? And she called her at mum or something like that. She says, for the first time in forever, my mum hasn't given me a card with a thousand words in it. Meanwhile, Brian shared a throwback photo of him and Molly admitted it was crazy that the youngster is now 15. What did he buyer? I wonder what he bought her. I wonder what he bought her. A diamond watch from, I've never found out, actually. I've heard of the name Michael Caugh's, but I don't know what sort of watches they do. Interesting. Sorry. Just had a blueberry. It fortifies me. You know, if ever you feel the urge to go and do a bit of exercise, have a blueberry. Have a blueberry. You're eating the right things, I'm sure. Stephanie, really out of control, Davis, we've had enough of the publicity, dear. You're a nobody. You're absolutely nobody. You know, didn't do television anymore. We gather slight problems with the alcohol. And now she's dubbed her baby son the love of her life. Well, she's got to. She's got to flog the story, I should imagine. She vows not to date before meeting somebody really special. It's a bit sad, really, isn't it? He gets herself pregnant with some bloke she barely knows. And he's disappeared. I hope he's going to pay for it. That'd be nice, wouldn't it? I'd like to see

that. I'd like to see that. On holiday, Katie Price. In fact, quite a number of pictures of her with her husband and obviously a photographer to try and make it look as though they're deeply in love, whereas in fact, you know, he's been around the block a few times, as we all know. But he was, She was parading herself in Ibitha, which is a bit sad really, actually,

because I would think that she could probably afford to go somewhere much better than Ibitha,

but that's the best she can manage. Katie Wessel, oh, there's obviously got to be something.

They're trying to drum up some interest in Katie Wessel, and of course there isn't any interest in her,

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