We Sent Our Biggest Bert Show Cowards Through A Haunted House!

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🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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In true #SpookySeason Spirit we sent Show Director Tommy Owen & Producers K Lee, Keity, and Rebecca to the #HauntedHouse Bert's son couldn't handle! How did they fare? Take a listen.. 💀 Thanks to #HouseOfFourScythes for showing us a scary good time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Ferture.
0:01.4	Yeah, I don't know if you guys are getting in on this tonight,
0:03.4	but the Powerball, the Lottery, it's a past a billion dollars.
0:08.4	How that happens so fast?
0:09.7	Oh, why didn't it just add a billion?
0:11.5	I feel like it, yeah.
0:12.5	I feel like I was sleeping hot at like it went from $12 to a billion overnight.
0:16.5	With inflation, why are like people are still, I guess, spending money on lottery tickets?
0:20.3	Well, I mean, if you're gonna ask me to put $2 down for a billion, I'm making that investment.
0:25.1	I hope a lot.
0:26.6	I can afford that.
0:27.6	Yeah, I think it was like $825 million over the weekend, but nobody won it, so it's over
0:33.3	a billion dollars tonight, which would make it the second biggest lottery in US history,
0:39.6	which was 1.586, bo-bo-bo-bo-boy billion.
0:43.5	Yeah, but how much do you actually walk away with?
0:45.5	This is really fun.
0:46.5	Yeah, it does matter measly $500 million.
0:48.5	You're truly gonna be happy.
0:50.3	Oh, hell yes.
0:51.3	That's gonna buy me all sorts of happy.
0:53.1	Is that mean we need to bring back the lottery curse stories?
0:56.6	Do you remember the people who won the lottery and you're giving curse?
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