The Bert Show.

You know we're not going to let that go.

Absolutely not.

So I was just told that I have, my nipples have been photoshopped out of our pictures for years now.

Cassie, do you want to explain?

Because am I allowed to say, like like tease what's happening later on today?

Yeah, sure.

You can tease what you don't know.

Yeah, I have no idea.

So today at the radio station, there's something going on where we have to be camera ready.

I still am sort of unclear what that is.

So I was asking these guys, like, so I know I can't wear a T-shirt like this, but what can I

wear?

And that's when Cassie said, anything except what you have been for those last few years.

Listen, my job is to take what I get and make it work.

So, yes, I Photoshop your nipples out of photo shoot photos when I have to.

First of all, my, my nipples are like the size of a peso. They are so teeny. But they're hard.

But they're hard. Yeah. They're like, it's your workout pet. Mini Mount Kilimanjaro's.

So which is, it's one particular? It's a baby blue long sleeve tea from a shoot or long sleeve shirt. I think I know which one you're talking about. Like an athletic shirt. It's just that material is so thin. Okay. And it was kind of chilly when we did the shoot. And I got all the photos back and I just see a pair of headlights staring at me. So I'm like, here I am getting paid the big bucks to Photoshop my boss's nipples out of all the photos.

And Bert's like, why did you never say anything?

And Cassie was like, because I don't want to talk about my boss's nipples.

I see it as more talking about a photo than my nipples.

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