Okay, so some of you probably remember my Christmas tree dilemma that I haven't taken down the Christmas tree.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, please, any updates.

I wanted to give you an update. I didn't take it down.

Thank you. Okay. Okay okay I think this is important it's not a

real tree so like it's not a fire hazard okay what was a fire hazard was the wreath on the front door, which I had completely

forgotten about. You don't use your front door often?

You don't have to answer that Chris. I'm not here to be

bullied I'm here to share the truth. I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything.

So after we had this episode it kind of came at me really fast like oh no that's probably bad that seems like a fire hazard and I did decide I'm going to take the wreath off the front door and I went to do it.

It didn't have spideys in it?

It didn't have spideys. The only comparison I can make is imagine like boiling a fish for like eight hours and then

letting it cool and then pulling it out and how all the skin would just like

slosh right off. Do I not know what a reef is? Yeah, I'm so confused right now.

What I mean is like when I picked up, I lifted the wreath off its little hanger and immediately all of the pines just everywhere all over me

whatever sappraman.

Yeah I think that's right and then like the bones are like the the wood of the

okay sure. Yeah that makes sense right? No. What I'm trying to say is it took so long to clean up because it's guts the reefs like

Oregon's were just like all over my hands all over the floor and and then I just had this like this vision of like a single

spark like I don't know maybe like maybe the postman is like smoking a cigar or

something and yeah he does like he like you know and then like as he drops off my mail he turns around and he like he's done with his cigar so he like throws it over his shoulder and then just like my entire front of my house explodes.

Well I'm glad that didn't that incredibly likely scenario didn't happen to you Chris.

So I often worry that the sort of service workers who come to my house are going to

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