Get it. The Bert show.

I'm not exactly sure how I feel about it.

Okay, here you got...

We're on the cusp of Valentine's Day, right?

And I know that there have been women that have called up before and said,

you know what, to be honest with you, I will send myself flowers,

which I guess Miley Cyrus is made popular.

I can send myself flowers in the office so I get the whole office just

kind of like buzzing on who is sending Kristen flowers because there's so many

flowers coming from the hubbies or whatever and

you've been single and you just didn't want to like sit this one out so you sent yourself

flowers right I want to make that offer to you guys.

Is there anybody listening today that would like flowers sent to you?

You're single, you would like flowers sent to you in the office or wherever with your story. However, 1A55 Burtcha. Is this kind of rock bottom?

No. Come on now. Absolutely not. Do you think Myly Cyrus is at rock bottom? She can send her so flowers. She was when she wrote that song. She wrote that song to inspire the people who are at rock bottom.

Like shouldn't we be embracing? Shouldn't you embrace like being single?

Who cares if there are other people out there

they're celebrated their love?

I've said this before,

half of those people are looking to get out of their relationships.

Anyways. They want to be you.

They want to be single.

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