The Birch Show.

Do you want to use Kristen's forehead as a billboard?

Use my forehead to make a statement of your choice.

Yeah, I said that.

1-855 Birch Show.

Let's give you the origin story first.

And then we'll take your calls because it's going to cost you more than $500.

So yesterday, Kristen and I went and met for a drink before we hung out with our

Burt's Big Adventure family and Andy Grammer.

And I took a selfie and before I posted the selfie, I looked at Kristen's picture.

And she just looked so youthful, honestly. I mean...

Not bad for a 45-year-old day. Dang, dude, you look like you're 43.

I'll take it! I'll take it! Not a day over 42. No, I think it's a whole bunch of things coming

together right now. You've been taking your health more seriously. You've been shrinking more water.

But also, also, man, that forehead looks so pristine.

It is so, I mean, there's not a wrinkle on it right now, which is really like an endorsement for, I thought, Botox, but it turns out she's got herself a dirty little secret.

It's called daxify.

Sounds like somebody's superpower in a Pixar film, like, you've been dachified.

Yeah, so I go to Atlanta Face and Body and get my injectables from Dr. Elizabeth.

That's where I will be going to.

I will be right behind you.

And there's different types of neurotoxins that you could do to help eliminate wrinkles.

...