Get it. The Bert Show.

I will not lie to you. I am a little bit nervous about launching into the Bert's Big Adventure

Audi raffle this year based on the diaper stuff that happened over the course of the last week.

I'm not lying, man, because I think it's a tough time for people financially, you know?

Yeah.

And we were just asking for some diapers and thank God that Kimberly Clark came through with, what, 70,000?

Yeah, you're just 70,000 diapers to really push us over the goal we had, which was 75,000.

But that means we have 90,000 diapers and we get to be on a billboard on where it's where it's getting, it's going to be launched on Friday.

So there will be a billboard of us in diapers holding babies in diapers.

But, uh, we were all in a panic because for the first time that I can remember in a very long time,

we were so behind on our goal, right? So for what, the 12th year in a row, we are going to be

raffling off a car here for Burt's Big Adventure. And all the proceeds go to Burt's Big Adventure. This year, it's a brand new 2025 Audi Q3. I love that car. Do you really? Yeah, I do. So you know what it is. If I had a bajillion dollars, that's the car I would get.

You don't need a bajillion.

You know how much you need? $100. That's my girl right there from Audi Atlanta right there. So here's how it works. It's $100 for the raffle ticket. We are selling $5,000 this year. So you have a pretty good shot at winning this. $5,000 for $100.

And if we pull your name, you have a pretty good shot at winning this. 5,000 for $100. And if we pull your name,

you got a brand new Audi. And there's more incentives than that even, Chris. Yeah. So if we,

the first rifle ticket we pull out wins that 2025 Audi Q3 from Audi Atlanta. But then we're going to draw three additional winners, and each of those

people will take home $500 in cash. But here's the deal. You need to act quickly, because the show's

coming to do it in. So you have until 5 p.m. on Wednesday, October 22nd, to enter for your

chance to win, or until we sell out whichever comes first, because that's definitely happened in the past.

But nonprofits, I know Jamie Lackey, CEO and founder of Helping Mamas has said it has been a

tough year for nonprofits.

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