We’re Forcing Messy Mikey To Relive His Most Embarrassing Drunken Moment!

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🗓️ 7 March 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Messy Mikey is only 23...so, how come he couldn't hold his own against a bunch of 60-year-olds? He shares how he got mercilessly beat down at his own game! But before we get into that, let’s revisit that HUMILIATING drunken moment where he badgered his boss for a promotion!

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.3	He just got his arse whooped by a 60-year-old.
0:04.7	We're talking about messy Mikey.
0:06.6	I drank 15 beers.
0:09.3	That's a whole lot of brewing one night.
0:12.6	When you're trying to drown in milk from your mind.
0:16.4	That's the most messy Mikey song I've ever heard about it.
0:18.5	That's Johnny Paycheck.
0:19.6	Mikey, really quick, before you go into these 60-year-olds, beating down your booty.
0:23.7	What?
0:24.3	Bert.
0:25.3	Kristen.
0:26.1	Yesterday.
0:26.8	Was it yesterday when Laura came in?
0:28.5	I think it was two days ago.
0:29.4	Oh, my God.
0:29.9	So two days ago, we had Laura, who's the new Binday girl over at Q997, midday woman, excuse me, and she's also our APD, okay?
0:41.1	So Mikey doing promotions for Q997, he reports to Laura.
0:46.4	He got so hammered at brunch fest that he cornered Laura.
0:47.0	Oh, no.
0:50.6	And almost berated her into giving him a promotion.
0:52.6	Bless your heart.
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