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The Tony Kornheiser Show

“We pray after”

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

Sports, News

4.810.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by talking about getting some emails from old friends, and he also talks about a rough night for the Nats, and the huge deal with UFC and Paramount. Tim Kurkjian calls in to talk about grilling food, and also about how great the Brewers are this year, the rise of the Blue Jays and more astonishing things about Shohei Ohtani. Pat Forde calls in to talk about the massive changes we’ve seen in college football over the last 25 years, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Dan Bern “The Ballpark” ; Maxmilian “Modern Daze” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we're going to talk some baseball with Tim Kirkchin.

0:03.5

We're going to talk about college football with Pat 40.

0:05.6

There are regulars. We love having them.

0:07.2

But first, let's do some commerce, boys and girls.

0:13.3

Previously on the Tony Cornhizer show.

0:17.0

The 2018 winter games in Pyongchang is the first time we ever had the luxury of a heated toilet seat in that hotel, came home.

0:26.6

And I happened to be 50 years of age the following year.

0:30.6

So for my 50th birthday, Val Sands got me a heated toilet seat in the house.

0:35.5

So for the last six and a half years, tremendous. I'm a grown man,

0:39.4

and I've not stood up to pee in my own house

0:41.7

because it's so damn comfortable.

0:47.2

This is General George Washington,

0:50.1

and you're listening to the Tony Cornhizer show.

0:53.5

Oh, Tony,hizer show. We should play that every day. Yes, we should. The Sands clip. Every single day we should play that. I thought we just lost Sean and Michael for a second. I think we did drop out for a second, but we're back now. Are we back, Sean? We're all good. Are we back? Can you hear? We're back for more cash.

1:11.3

Okay, good.

1:12.4

Oh, there you go.

1:13.5

What a great book that was.

1:15.3

So, let me just say a couple things. Less of a book, more of a collection. Yeah. Yeah, well, I count it as a book. a book that I'd written twice, originally, and then collected again and written again.

1:13.6

A couple of people in the last few days... Twice. Originally and then collected again and written again.

1:28.4

A couple of people in the last few days have reached out to me who I knew a long time ago.

1:35.4

And so I want to mention that because it always makes me smile when these sorts of things happen.

1:42.4

One of them, Danny Gassman, who was a high school player at Southside High School when

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