We Play, You Play: Helldivers 2 with Craig Lee Thomas

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Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.7 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Matt, Heather and Nick are joined by actor Craig Lee Thomas to talk about his performance as the Spokesperson of Super Earth in Helldivers 2, their experiences playing the game with each other, and more!

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum Podcast. Hello citizens subscribe to Democracy Plus, you have been selected to
0:19.2	fulfill your Democratic duty on behalf of Super Earth.
0:23.2	Yeah!
0:24.2	The terminated threat is rising and only patriots like you can stop the tide.
0:29.2	Are you ready to suck each other's dicks?
0:32.0	Yeah, wait, what?
0:33.0	What?
0:34.0	Hold on.
0:35.0	Hold on. Do a standing 69 on your God-given lawn for all to see.
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:41.0	Yeah.
0:42.0	Yeah. No. Knock on your neighbor's door. Yeah, no, no.
0:43.0	knock on your neighbor's door, check their communism cards and point to the center of the street.
0:49.0	March yourself into the cul-de-sac and make eye contact with them as you full throat another patriot.
0:55.1	I was fine with some of that but not all of it.
0:57.5	Do it before the automatons relieve you of your ability to drink a cock. Wait, are those the stakes?
1:04.0	We need you, Super Earthians.
1:06.0	Defend Liberty or die trying.
1:09.0	Suck each other off or the galaxy will be destroyed.
1:12.0	I mean, like, if I'm being honest... each other off or the galaxy will be destroyed.
1:12.7	I mean like I if I'm being honest I was like okay with like the like fascism stuff.
1:18.4	Yeah it kind of feels like they can't ask us to do this.
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