Hello and welcome to opening arguments, the show that makes sense of law in the news.

I'm Thomas. That over there is real life immigration attorney Matt Cameron. How are you doing, Matt?

There might be an oversell. I don't know if we can make sense of the law news Yeah, no, that's true. We'll talk about it and maybe I can explain it. We are, we archaeologically tell you what the law used to me. Yes. Yeah. And talk about the It's a historical show. Producer Lydia Smith. How are you doing, Lydia? Pretty good. Really, really excited to dig into the stuff that we have today. It's going to be great. Yeah. Yeah. Produced her, Lydia Smith. How are you doing, Lydia? Pretty good. Really, really excited to dig into the stuff that we have today. It's going to be great. Yeah. Yeah. Well, why don't you give us a little preview? What do we have? Or Matt? Matt's going to do it. Well, we've got a classic, amuse douche. Yes. Just one of our favorite features. we get to watch a fun thing and make fun of it. And this one's got a combination of a bunch of stuff we love to talk about.

So I don't want to spoil it. This is one that's so perfect amuse douche that the French are like you are allowed to call it that. It's not the like, oh, you got to call it sparkling douchebaggery or whatever. Yeah. Sparkling asshole or something.

It's like, no.

This is from the region.

This is actually authentic amuse douche.

Yeah.

California makes a perfectly good one, but, you know.

Yeah, yeah, but they don't want to let us call it that.

But this one, no.

I got off the phone of the government.

They're like, yes.

They're weak.

This one counts. This one's good. It's perfect. It's a platonic version ideal of a moose douche. Can't wait. What else are we talking about? And then we've got some really chill, cool takes on the No Kings protests, which I did attend myself. I don't know if you guys got to check out your locals. Really hard with young kids, but yes.

We cheered on from afar. We're so busy working and parenting that we're always like, oh, yeah, massive protest. Oh, that's awesome. That was now? That was now? We should have done that. Damn it. Good job, everybody. My parents did go, though, in their new neighborhood, yeah, which is a little more red than they're used to because they're from the Bay Area. So, but they had a great time.

But we're talking about, but just, I'm so sorry on the topic of the New York whose fault everything is right now and you'll you'll probably believe in who's fault this is not

what we're talking about but just i'm so sorry on the on the topic of the new york times here's what

flashed on my phone just uh hours ago you're ready for this this this this new york time

yeah this is not the new york times pitch bot this is real ready breaking news president trump is

said to be demanding 230 million30 million from the Justice Department

for investigating him, comma, posing potential ethical conflicts.

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