The Michael Berry Show.

How would you like to be Netanyahu?

How would you like to be the inside brain trust of Israel?

You have long relied on your important alliance

with the United States for your national security.

The US is the big brother that keeps the other punks

from picking on you too much.

And now your big brother is smashed up,

beat up and demented.

This is not, can you imagine?

Can you imagine what's going through their minds?

And these sweet, wonderful Palestinians

that everybody in Netanyahu has fallen in love with.

King Jordan, sorry, King Jordan, King Abdullah,

the second of Jordan.

He does have a hot wife, you're correct.

And what's important to be in a king

if you're not gonna have a hot wife, right?

You have whoever you want.

You have as many as you want, which, you know,

you know, the ol' Oak Ridge, too.

Oak Ridge boys, too.

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