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🗓️ 26 September 2025
⏱️ 71 minutes
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BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together!
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| 0:00.0 | Lemonada |
| 0:02.0 | You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah, you made it weird, yes you made it weird, yeah, you made it weird with Pete Holmes. What's happening, weirdos? I know I always say it, but what a great one. I know. And you have to listen to the whole thing. I'm going to say. We did an in, I think an inverted episode. Yeah, it's inverted. We've done that before. It's sort of silly and more jokey in the second half. But like the first half has some real hits too. |
| 0:38.7 | Real hits. |
| 0:39.6 | I'm just glad you're here. |
| 0:41.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.5 | We're glad you're here. |
| 0:42.1 | We're glad you're here. |
| 0:43.0 | And I want to say that it's not just one podcast. |
| 0:46.1 | There's like chapters. |
| 0:48.0 | And you should like, I don't know I'm saying this, but like if you hit a part |
| 0:52.5 | where you're like, oh, this isn't for me, don't swap to smartless. Just maybe skip forward a couple minutes because I promise you, it's like the weather in Maine. Wait five minutes. That's it. So thank you for being here. This is, we made a weird. These are the, I don't want to call them bonus. It's the Friday episode where Valerie and I sit down and we're so glad you're here. And the show is brought to you by things that we like. The tour is one of them. Go to peteholmes.com. I'm going on the road. I'll be in Cleveland very, very soon. Then New York, New York, all sorts of stuff. |
| 1:28.0 | New York, New York. One W-O-2-3, whatever it is. And petehomes.com for all the tour dates. And we have Largo. Oh, that's tonight. Largo, you just missed it, but we do it every month. Pete Homes.com for that. And Katie, roll those ads, and then we'll roll into the episode. This episode is brought to us by our friends at Mudwater. |
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