We Made It Weird #224

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.4 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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BONUS EPISODE! Every Friday, Pete and Val make it weird together! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You made it weird.
0:01.0	You made it weird.
0:02.0	You made it weird.
0:03.0	Oh, yeah.
0:05.0	You made it weird.
0:08.0	Yes, you did.
0:09.0	You made it weird.
0:10.0	You made it weird.
0:11.0	You made it weird.
0:13.0	With Pete Holmes.
0:15.0	What's happening weirdness?
0:16.0	Wow.
0:20.0	We're so glad you're here. This is a great episode. I loved it. I loved it. It was like, you think it's going to be a no deep thoughts episode for the first three-fourths of it. Yeah, it snuck in in a beautiful way. Last quarter. Last quarter. A real turnaround. A real turnaround. But also just like let this one wash over you. This is like a fun hang. You know what this is? You're putting off studying in college and you go in the common area. Yeah. And there we are. And you're just kind of. You know that furniture with the wood, like the exposed wood and like the bad fucking futon cushion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where we are.
0:54.8	And you just come fucking, come sit by the fire. Just fucking, I change the metaphor. Change. There's a fire in the dorm. Come sit with us. No, no, there's a fire like a control. A fireplace. A fireplace. Yeah, sit by the fireplace. Just listen to these jackals talk for just a minute. And then at the end you'll go, wait, I did get some subs, sustenance.
0:54.8	Sustinence. Listen to these jackals talk for just a minute. And then at the end you'll go, wait, I did get some substance.
1:14.2	Substant.
1:15.8	Substance.
1:16.5	Well, subway sandwiches, come get some substance.
1:19.0	Substance.
1:20.1	Ah.
1:21.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:21.6	Does it say that?
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