So I'm not fashionable enough to be desired by gay men, I don't think.

But, but, so it's like, you know, in situations like that,

don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,

second-guess yourself.

Don't underestimate your batty, okay? And soo, Oh, Speeding down the back street of trying to get to win my fast seat, girl I want you to write

I don't fix me.

Now man, what's just talking about?

Did you see that uh...

You saw the uh... Jay Smith's shit?

The motherfucker, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, before we get into that though, we got to be

internet motherfuckers and introduce ourselves. I feel like we've been

overlooking at shit. It's gonna be weird because of my eyes.

Awesome. Anyway man, let's go ahead man. Let's do it, but just do this little fun one.

Fuck the, the standard one. You know what I mean? You want to start it all?

Yes, we, you. Yes, I'm gonna put on my NPR voice screen now.

Not the NPR one, dude.

Let's do the fucking restroom one or something, like the Transformers one.

You want to do the Monster Truck show commercial one or the NPR voice?

Yeah, do that one, do that one, do the monster truck show.

Do the goddamn monster truck show.

You are listening to Jenkins and Jones, and I am Dragonfly Jones,

Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, and I am.

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