I'm sorry which of us went to law school We don't have to work with any lawyer we don't want and that means you're fired.

Why is it only the witnesses must swear to tell the whole truth?

Why isn't the same oath administered to the attorneys?

And there he is, he's nothing.

It's the emperor without clothes.

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my notes, Fawny Willis's odor of mendacity. How's it going, Matt? I've got Georgia on my mind. That's where we're at. Yeah.

Lots of Georgia this week. We've got the decision. Matt, you're solid on predictions.

For one, I think you pretty much called this maybe not exactly because

there was an interesting approach taken here but pretty much called it and also you called that we would

record today's episode before this would come out and then it would come out right after release.

So you know pretty solid on predictions there.

I'm going to have to buy a lottery ticket, yeah.

And then I'll predict that you won't win that and then I'll be solid in predictions.

Great idea.

Yeah, there you go.

I'll say this for my man Scott McCAfee. This guy knows how to split a baby.

This is some real classic baby splitting that going on here. Like laser precision baby splitting.

Yeah. That is a compliment just to be clear to non-wlers. I know it doesn't sound like

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