The Bird Show. Who will be a bridesmaid? Who will be a groomsman? Who will officiate the wedding? What song will Taylor Swift walk down the aisle to? I've got it all figured out. Yeah, good, because these were all questions that were keeping me up. I can tell. The bags under your eyes. I'm tired. Yeah, so excited, but also tired. So I have planned Taylor and Travis's wedding for them. All right? That's so generous of you. You know, I had a couple of extra minutes to spare. And so I thought, why not plan their wedding for them? They don't need to hire some big high flut and wedding planner. They don't need to call in Martha Stewart to figure out the aesthetics or the

tablescapes. They got this rando girl on the radio in Atlanta. Well, with keeping with Abby's

La La Land philosophy that there really might be a chance that Taylor has been taking a look at some of

her content online and stealing some of the stuff off of her Pinterest and her Instagram, this is

very possible that she will hear it based on what Abby told us yesterday.

She saw the antique cushion cut that I've been wanting for two and a half years and she thought, I'm going to steal that from her. Yep. I'm going to take that moment from her. All right. So here we go. I'm going to start with the bridal party. Okay. So it could very well get out of hand because they're very popular people.

But I'm going to keep this somewhat small, all right?

I do think the location of the wedding, where he proposed in his backyard, let's just keep the wedding there.

All right.

So we're going to do that.

Save some costs too.

You know, their penny pension for sure.

So maid of honor, obviously for Taylor Swift is

going to be her best friend from childhood. This is the girl that she has known forever and she takes

with her to like award shows and her plus one. I can't, I don't know her name. I tried not to Google

anything by the way because I wanted this just to come from, you know, from the heart.

Yes. Instead of the Google. Her best friend's name is Abigail. Oh, there you go. So Abigail will be her maid of honor. Then she's going to have Selena Gomez, Kylie Kelsey, and Gigi Hadid as her bridesmaids. Obviously. All right. But you can't forget Ashley Avignon. How could you forget her? I don't know who that is. Who that?

Is that the faker?

The who?

The one who faked?

No, no. This is her fashion stylist friend. Oh, well, no. She's not going to be a bright to me. Is ice spice in there somewhere? Because that always seemed odd to me. No, she's not in there either. She was just hanging in. She's the flower girl.

I thought about incorporating the cats where where cats, you can't, like... You can't hurt them. They're not like dogs, and I don't see cats coming down the aisle at all at a wedding, so I'm not, the cats are not involved in the wedding. Put them on a cocktail nap and call it today. Yeah. Now, as far as groomsmen go. All right, best man, obviously,

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