We Didn't Fart the Fire

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2016

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

A woman in her 30s was undergoing an operation that involved applying a laser to her cervix, when she passed gas that caught fire causing serious injuries to her body. Jeff and Anthony discuss the idea that all of the technology in the word can be subverted by a simple fart.

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0:00.0	I'm a human and as a human I eat. I got fucking Maslow's higher I key of needs.
0:05.6	God, me too man. I hate having to get stuff and put shelter over my head.
0:10.1	All that stuff requires resources and resources are hard to come by.
0:13.7	Yeah man, that's why we have set up a Patreon. So if you enjoy the show and you want to help us
0:19.6	stay clothe and clean or whatever the fuck it is humans are supposed to be.
0:23.5	Half of those. Patreon.com slash we have concerns.
0:30.0	If that's all it is and all honesty parenthood sounds like a fucking breeze and I don't see how you can screw it up.
0:46.4	This is we have concerns. Hi Jeff Kanata.
0:48.3	Hi Anthony Carbony. Hello concerned citizens.
0:51.3	Oh man. Whole bunch of people sent us this story including a cookesh on the subreddit.
1:00.2	And several others. I think a lot of people sent us this story because it sits directly at the intersection between interesting science and really lame humor which is sort of our show.
1:09.9	That's sort of where yeah, that's how we were described on iTunes.
1:13.6	When we were in editor's choice it was like hey do you enjoy science and just garbage jokes.
1:19.4	Welcome to we have concerns everybody. Yeah.
1:23.4	So this is a story that happened in Japan recently woman goes in for surgery on her cervix.
1:31.0	They're conducting the surgery with a laser.
1:33.7	She is under sedation.
1:36.6	The laser is operating on her cervix and she farts.
1:41.7	She farted. She passed gas.
1:43.8	The gas goes in front of the laser igniting the methane in her gas causing a fire on the
1:51.9	operating table. No, which then spread. No.
1:55.8	Throughout the entire. No, the raw operating room.
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