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This is a lot of money being thrown around here to have like all of the logistics of this but that is maybe

the coolest hypothetical we've ever come across.

We've got to just put that into ATI as like to just a

a boiled down question but the you got to buy the rights to this early yeah

got It's another edition to KFC radio on the Barstool Sports Network.

I, uh, two of my biggest pet peeves are I always clip my fingernails and I always clean my

ears and forever.

Whoever, whoever, uh... and forever whoever is Q-tips number one enemy has been out there spreading propaganda that Q-tips are bad for you and that you can injure yourself and puncture your

ear drum.

I'm like, what kind of fucking idiot can't just clean their ear with a Q-tip and not puncture their ear drum and my esteemed colleague John Fytleberg walks in today and says I think I pop

my ear drum.

I can't hear at all. You really like it's like is it like I keep doing like this and it's not working is that what it feels like your ear needs to pop and it's yeah what it feels like your ear needs to pop and it won't so you can it's like it's not like it's just death right no no but it's like yeah and I'm like and I'm like trying to stretch it out I don't know if that's a thing and because you jam that a cue tip just into your brain.

Yeah, I got a call by my, I was taking a shower this morning, my phone was ringing,

and I jumped out of the shower because I've been expecting a call from Dave.

And so I jumped out.

He has not returned any of my texts or calls for two days.

It's Tim, he told me he's gonna call me.

So I was like, I'm just on guard at all times.

Dude, I was like sitting at home last night, I got home at like 7 o'clock or something like that,

just like, be like, I was like, wouldn't hate smoking some weed right now.

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