We Can't Do Math

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2018

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

What do you call 2 professional comedians, a Spaniard, and a black plantain? This week's episode of #InsideTheCloset! Emma and Matteo get into their joke writing process, attempt a basic math problem, and talk about cheating (in high school.) We've also got some announcement's and answers to a listener's question. Please remember to rate and subscribe. ********************************************************************* Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ ********************************************************************** Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ ********************************************************************** Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC ********************************************************************** Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:08.0	Hello and welcome to Inside the closet, I'm Emma Willman and I'm here with...
0:12.0	Mateo.
0:13.0	And today we catch up, we get to some questions,
0:16.5	we talk about something we've never discussed before,
0:18.5	which is our writing process for how we come up and refine material. And it's a great episode on our crystal clear
0:25.0	new microphones. This is inside the closet where we document our lives as gay
0:30.1	comedians coming up in the main screen comedy circuit and you guys have a front row seat.
0:35.7	Thank you for being here.
0:36.7	Here's the closet. I have absolutely no idea what I sound like I'm wearing headphones for no particular reason I can't hear myself
0:54.0	You can't hear yourself of headphones? No but I have a little stand so it feels a little
0:57.6	more professional. Yeah Muayo's a little stand he's got the stand that
1:01.7	for his microphone not for him he's not propping himself up in his
1:04.8	stand but the microphone stand because we're recording at Mateos place
1:09.1	we were trying to prop it up with a banana holder, but it was not even so much a banana holder.
1:15.7	It's just a bowl.
1:16.9	It's a bowl.
1:17.9	With a pure black plantain that my boyfriend keeps convincing me is the way you're supposed to eat it now.
1:23.6	I'm like it is dead 10 days ago. I mean the de de la moorters wouldn't go near this thing.
1:30.0	Is he gonna cut it up and fry it?
1:31.6	Kiki, what are you gonna do with this banana?
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