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We Break Down The Rules For Every Parent’s First Time With Halloween! + Can You Win Tommy’s Candy Game?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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It's Cassie's daughter's first real Halloween and Cassie has QUESTIONS! LIKE...What day are we supposed to trick or treat? What time? Are we drinking? Do I just leave a bowl of candy outside my house? Is everyone dressing up? WHAT ARE THE RULES? \U0001fae3 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, the birch show. It's the same every year.

0:02.8

Um, when Halloween doesn't fall on a weekend day, parents all around the country are like,

0:07.8

what they're supposed to take kids out. I think Cass is going through this right now.

0:10.8

Yeah, this is my first Halloween and that's what makes it even more confusing and we're not in, um,

0:15.7

we're not in preschool yet. So I don't have any other like moms to gauge off of and our

0:20.2

neighborhoods a little weird. We're not really next to the part of the neighborhood that has all the kids.

0:24.4

So again, I don't really have a tech community to tap into, but I've always heard that

0:29.7

if it falls on a weekday, kids trick or treat the weekend before the weekend right after.

0:35.4

And I'm trying to figure out when I'm supposed to take my three-year-old trick or treating it's

0:39.2

her first Halloween. Super excited. But I don't know what the rules are. Do we, what time do we go?

0:44.8

Are we supposed to go at like four at five? What day do we go? Are you gonna judge me if mommy

0:49.3

brings a wine cooler? And I supposed to dress up like so many questions. Um, so for our neighborhood,

0:55.8

we are, we trick or treat on Halloween. So Monday night, we will be trick or treating. It's always

1:02.0

on the day. If you show up for, you're showing up way too early. Okay. Um, like when it starts to get

1:10.6

a little bit dark is when everybody starts hitting the streets. So you would kind of think, um,

1:17.6

I'm trying to gauge what time we did it last year. But it was because our neighborhood doesn't

1:22.4

get together. So everybody goes to one person's like they close off the street. Everybody goes to

1:27.2

one person's house. They cater it. All the kids hang out for a bit and then everybody disperses

1:33.3

and when that party disperses, that's when we kick off trick or treating. In our neighborhood,

1:37.2

it's gonna be on Monday also. It's a big old deal in there also, man. Um, and it generally is,

1:42.4

like the younger ones go out like at four thirty five o'clock and then the whole thing is really

1:47.2

over by eight thirty or nine. That's too early. The little ones. I mean, Jimmy was, he wasn't not even

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