Hi and welcome once again to History Leaves.

I am Tim.

Welcome to the podcast where we take a lighthearted look at the dark side of history.

And the topic of our podcast today is we are not amused, the many assassination attempts on Queen Victoria.

And hold on, Timmy, just before you get into that, you said we are not amused and the many.

And we and many is going to play an important role here.

Okay.

Because there's we.

Well, as you know, Colonel, I'm being a man, me and a man of your esteemed knowledge. You've not been introduced yet. Queen Victoria. I need no introduction. She's known for saying we are not amused. Yeah. We're very clever in our titles. Really? I am. I'm the running rights as shit. You guys don't do a thing. I would like to introduce our own queen,

a lady who is known, first of all, let me remind you that we are an adult comedy podcast.

We use adult language, so that offends you.

Then you can go, what could you do, devil?

You could go get a big shiny stick, whack yourself in the forehead, and fuck yourself.

Or you could check out one of the other fine podcasts out there, including our friends at Insight.

They walk among us. You could do both.

And already gone.

Let me introduce the lady in the room.

She's no lady.

Who is dressed in black.

Did you just return from the Grammys or whatever the hell that was the other night?

The golden gloves.

The golden gloves?

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