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We Are NEVER Getting Back Together | Reading Reddit Stories

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

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Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.9857 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Allegedly there is someone for everyone...

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0:00 Intro
0:59 My wife wants a divorce because I told her I'll "water her" https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1js4bvr/my_wife_wants_divorce_because_i_told_her_ill/
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10:44 I wouldn't take down my book when my ex's new gf asked me to https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/x9copx/aita_for_not_taking_down_an_xrated_book_when_my/?share_id=zw5u_TDyAgPel6aCtyqMd&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
31:58 I won't be as stressed next year because I won't be married to my wife https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1cz3kvb/aitah_for_telling_my_wife_i_wont_be_as_stressed/
47:25 I think that my wife thinks that I murdered her ex https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1iurm9z/i_think_that_my_25m_wife_23f_thinks_that_i/
56:57 My ex reached out after 10 years https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/15zkc3n/ex_reaching_out_after_10_years_im_at_a_loss_for/

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Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, welcome to Smosh reads Reddit stories.

0:01.9

I'm Shane and today's theme is X's.

0:04.8

Or situations that are going to lead to people being X's.

0:09.1

I am joined by two ex-Smosh cast members,

0:12.6

Trevor and Ra-O-No!

0:13.6

What?

0:14.6

That would be so fucked up

0:16.8

and you told us like this.

0:17.9

Imagine if that's how you found out.

0:19.1

No, I don't have that power.

0:21.3

No.

0:23.0

I'm joined by two friends.

0:23.9

Yes.

0:24.5

Rasha and Trevor. Never X's. Never X's. No. Yeah, if we're ever ex-friends, then that would make me sad. Ex-Friends is so much more brutal than ex-girlfriend or boyfriend. And they don't really, they don't prepare you for that in your adulthood,

0:19.7

that you're going to have some friendship breakups.

0:21.8

That's, it's really sad.

0:23.0

Every story we've read about ex-friends. And they don't really, they don't prepare you for that in your adulthood, that you're going to have some friendship breakup.

0:38.4

That's, it's really sad.

0:39.6

Every story we've read about ex-friends always hits way harder.

0:43.1

Yeah.

0:44.1

Wow.

0:45.3

Way to kill the vibe, Trevor.

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