Hello and welcome back to She Raates Dogs. The Podcast. I'm Michaela and I'm Matt and we are doing an episode about being under the

influence of mostly alcohol but also a little bit weed the Mary Jane whatever you can be under the influence of we have some

listener stories that are embarrassing for them or others we have some of our own stories

which are just embarrassing for us.

I would say more embarrassing for me.

Yeah and then we have some tips at the end of how to stay safe out there when you are under the influence so yeah let's get into it with

our catching up all right so this week we're bringing in a new character

okay that has been seeing someone right We're bringing in a new character. We are bringing it.

Matt has been seeing someone.

And we have a code name, but it's actually just the name that I call him.

Yeah, Michaela was like, do we need to make a code name for Lance?

And I was like, no, that's fine because that's not actually his

fucking name Michaela so we're going to call him Lance so this guy's name is Lance I've

been talking to him for a little bit very nice right this was kind of a little red flagish for me so this is what we're

worried about guys okay so Matt and Lance were doing their thing right they're

hooking up he puts on music music and what's the music, Matt?

Well, first of all, a couple times before, like when we hung out before that, I told him,

I expressed my feelings that I had once listened to right when it came out, the Folklore album at 3 a.m.

And I'm like bawling in my bed listening to it.

So this motherfucker decides while we're hooking up,

this is the best time to play the Folk album so I'm sitting there like sucking his

dick like I gotta tell my mom not to listen but I'm sitting there sucking his

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