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We Answer More Of Listeners' Tough Questions

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

Here, Brutia, Brutal Week. I've already worn Rebecca. Take it easy on us, man. We're

0:05.6

all in a little fragile state. I will do an ask us anything here in just a couple of

0:09.0

seconds. Off air, I was just telling these guys that I went to my first swim meet yesterday

0:15.4

in Gwyneth. So Eliza, my fiance's daughter, she does everything. She does tennis. She

0:21.7

did set, dude, how how was it out yesterday? Oh, it was, it was brutal. It was like 97.

0:27.2

It was supposed to be a high 97. I don't know what the heat index was, but it was the

0:31.0

humidity. The humidity was over 80%. If you walked outside, you felt like you were swimming

0:36.0

to get to your car. painful. This girl, this seven year old, is seven hours of tennis

0:40.5

camp from eight to three yesterday when she's done with that. Turns around and does a two

0:45.8

and a half hour swim meet. And me. I'm not kidding you. She's the goal. I think her eyes

0:52.6

were like half closed on the last laugh because she was so tired, but I have never been

0:57.1

to a swim meet before. This was in Gwyneth County. I think around flowery branches, you

1:01.0

for dish. I have never been to one of these before. They have got to change the format

1:05.8

on these damn things. Oh my god. There's so much weighting and weighting and weighting.

1:10.6

Well, yeah, not everybody can get in the pool at the same time. That's how I think they

1:14.1

need to change. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:18.3

Get it all out the way. So have you guys ever been to a swim meet before? No. So you

1:22.5

go to a swim meet. And if your kid is swimming in our case, she's in four different events,

1:28.7

but the organizers accidentally probably put her on the schedule at way different time.

1:35.2

So in between, you're just waiting. Yeah. Wait. So it's like three hours for literally

1:40.8

two minutes, maybe of her active time. Well, okay. That's nice. How did she do, Bert?

1:47.4

She was tired. Okay. That's not it. She doesn't really, really well. Okay. She was tired.

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