We All Have A Tough Decision To Make In Studio + Ditch Or Date!
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🗓️ 17 August 2023
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue okay virtue you have four pills laid out in front of you, okay? |
| 0:08.8 | You can only pick one to ingest |
| 0:12.4 | First one is a red pill |
| 0:14.4 | And if you invest it ingest the red pill, you will be rich, okay? |
| 0:20.3 | Okay, that is pill number one like stupid wealthy stupid wealthy, okay? |
| 0:25.7 | Like planes, private planes, you got islands rich, rich, rich, billionaires that wealthy, okay? |
| 0:34.1 | Generational so Jimmy will never have to work a day in his life your son, okay? |
| 0:38.5 | Second pill is a blue one you can bring somebody back from the dead |
| 0:43.5 | Oh |
| 0:45.5 | Wow, any questions about that one? No, okay, will they be like in zombie form or human form? |
| 0:52.0 | They are in human form you could play dodgeball with them |
| 0:57.8 | Hit him a body parts like I fall off |
| 1:00.7 | Totally safe. I'm bringing back Michael Jackson because he sings as a human in a zombie |
| 1:07.8 | Um, the third pill is the yellow pill and the yellow pill make sure that you never feel any pain physical |
| 1:16.5 | Emotional I guess whatever never feel pain, okay? And the fourth pill is the black pill you never catch a disease |
| 1:25.2 | Okay, which one of these four are you taking birch out which pill? |
| 1:31.4 | Blue you are bringing back somebody from the deed. Oh, yeah, I'm bringing my dad back bringing your dad back |
| 1:35.8 | Okay, easy peasy watch you bring your dad back and then you get hit by a bus |
| 1:38.9 | You didn't take the um, you know, um never catch a disease. So what kind of disease is getting hit by a bus disease? |
| 1:50.8 | It's called busaphobia |
| 1:54.4 | I'm gonna bring him back. He's gonna sit down and you're gonna hit by a bus and your dad's here lonely |
| 1:58.3 | So Regina George vacation of Kristen Klingshire |
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