The Domestic Film Industry is in Free Fall.

With no viable properties on which to base a new aquatic stunt show,

Universal Studios must subsist on a Kevin Kostner movie from 1995 that ate shit.

A group of raiders known as podcasters set out to snark about this show even though it's honestly pretty cool.

Fellow sea warrior Jordan Morris embarks to a stunt show known as Waterworld,

a live sea war spectacular. Meet us at the Atoll on Podgau. A live Sea War Spectacular.

Meet us at the Atoll on Podcast The Ride. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Welcome to Podcast The Ride, a podcast about theme parks where we used to do fully written comedy segments. You guys remember that?

Yeah, I guess we haven't done one.

It's been like months and months. They weren't always fully written, but I mean really,

why I should have said is we

used to do some segments at all because that's been out the window for the very

long time right we haven't had actually a conversation first of all my name is Mike

Carlson yeah I'm Scott We haven't had actually a conversation, first of all, my name is Mike Carlson.

We haven't in a full conversation about that, but I guess we may as well just do it on the show.

That's what I think.

Is that bring the listeners in?

Yeah, because I like doing all the written pieces but then we would find

that like oh there's too much in this episode we think the audience doesn't want to you

know sit through this whole thing so that's what I'm gonna blame it on in reality

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