Why hello everybody. Today I'm inside a forest and I plan to do LSD.

Crazy concept! You do what's hard for you!

Want to know what's hard to positively fucking change?

Pussy straight up! Straight the fuck up!

Well everybody I've made the naive decision to take two tabs of acid,

summing to 300 micrograms and it's likely because I bought bad acid or at

least that's what I'm worried about at the moment.

This will remain to be seen but here we go.

I keep having all these archetypal views of the virgin Mary.

Like what the fuck? This is some weird shit.

Is this real?

Okay I guess all I can do is keep telling you exactly what I'm seeing,

which is what looks to be like a tap of saying this.

I literally am having trouble seeing my own face so

that's the thing.

Yeah it's probably not a good thing at that as I'm saying this I'm

watching myself move in and out of reality simultaneously.

Not good right? The fact that I just saw 30 other possible positions that my

hand could have been in and any other millisecond during that entire

sequence probably not probably not the best right.

Here's a line of thinking um this was arrogant. I cannot believe that I

thought I'd be able to come out here and rock this trip going on

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