Watch the K Foundation Burn a Million Quid (Entry 1412.JM0503)
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🗓️ 17 July 2018
⏱️ 62 minutes
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In which two art-world provocateurs fly to Scotland and burn through a record amount of cash in just two hours, and John sings his least favorite novelty song of the 1980s for us. (Hey!) Certificate #5888.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch. |
| 0:10.0 | He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection. |
| 0:15.0 | Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right. |
| 0:19.0 | All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. |
| 0:23.0 | Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge. |
| 0:26.0 | Piando Ferries, there is another way. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. |
| 0:37.0 | We are receiving this message. |
| 0:41.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:51.0 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this |
| 0:55.6 | monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:58.9 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 1:05.4 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology |
| 1:09.5 | to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you. |
| 1:13.4 | This is our time capsule. |
| 1:15.4 | This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 1412. |
| 1:45.0 | J.M.0503. |
| 1:51.0 | Certificate number 588. Watch the Kay Foundation burn a million dollars, well I'd buy you a house, I would buy you a house. |
| 2:08.6 | And if I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars. |
| 2:13.0 | If I had a million dollars. |
| 2:15.0 | Buy you furniture for your house. |
| 2:17.0 | Maybe an ice jester field or an Ottoman... |
| 2:20.0 | In your youth, were you interested in the idea of a million dollars like did you think about |
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