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You got trees? You got no trees? You want the tree gone or you need a tree

pronto?

It's spilled all over!

Hi, I'm Ricky, the time-traveling tree man.

Am I the lastance and bonded firm will take care of your tree needs, no questions asked.

But how does it work?

Well, the veil between realities is permeable and our patented temporal spire will pierce into an adjacent matter pocket where we will already have been going to plant your arborious friend or we will act as unto gods and set the very concept of your problem tree adrift

into the causal void that oscillates between existence and non-existence,

a void from which I sprung and to which I will have been going to return for

untold epochs where existence is but a superimposition of all states of

matter and being. As Root fractals rip the masses in twain and twist their hewn forms into contortions that thrust me into your unassuming realm.

And no unsightly stumps?

No stumps are my many industrious sons will make it so that you will have never paid me.

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