Well, here are the facts. Australia are 44 runs ahead, 378 for 6, 6 for 3178.

Let's talk facts though that this is just one of the great days in the Australian calendar.

Sure it's in Brisbane, but this pink ball test match when you're in the outer, I'm seeing mates at Bucks parties.

I'm seeing people tops off, shirts off, Hawaiian shirts, pants off, thongs, havianas, Bostens, all sorts. This is a magnificent test match that we get in our summer. Cricket in prime time, it's magnificent. I'm having a good time and good news. We get to watch cricket on the weekend, I think, Pezza. Are you having fun? I'm having fun. It was, look, it was a day where Aussies in the main walked in and out of rooms exhaling their noses in satisfaction at the score.

Right?

Now, look, was it too much to ask for a Centurion today?

You know, England's bowling was largely cat piss, right?

They have wrestled their way back.

Shout out to England. They've wrestled their way back. Shout out to England.

They've wrestled their way back into the game.

Australia had it on the plate, you know?

And there were times where we were thinking it is 2002 again.

You know, like, it was, it had a real fucking Gabba vibe today.

And I'm kind of whispering because Nazareth Stey's next to us.

And he's a dignified man. These shows are very different. But it was a real gabber fucking kind of day. Junior's hitting the stump from side-on pre-play. We're like, it is on. Manus takes an absolute screamer to get rid of Archer. England start dropping catches at pace. You know, I saw Jamie Smith drop this catch off Travis Head. They bowled his ribs. They got the nick. He dropped the catch. I've heard people for so long say, Jamie Smith is the next Adam Gilchrist. Now, when Adam Gilchrist dropped the catch like that, he retired. And then went on the speaking circuit for 20 years. Exactly. Weather old and head. They put on 70 at absolute pace at wheels and we're thinking, oh my God, it's 2002.

England's bowling cat piss. They're all over the place. We're ready to fucking grind these cunts in the dirt.

And it just like, and we kind of did. We kind of did. We could have. I know why you're laughing.

Nassas won the toss and he said to him. Can you believe what he did?

So, but Australia is, what, 44 ahead. We got four in the hut. Ness is proven his worth.

Yes. You know, we, can we get ourselves into an impregnable position where we cannot be impregnated? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it felt so good. Like what this stadium in this city means for Australian cricket, we spoke about it before. But when I'm seeing the coloured seats, when I'm seeing pissed up Queenslanders go hard, respectfully. Respectfully. Well, that's what you saw. I saw quite a lot of things, to be honest, but

it's just... I saw a bloke, like, philating two penises, mockingly. Well, doing the six-seventh

with a TAB bucket hat on, with his back, with his back to the game, he's a buck 20. I wouldn't

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