Do you know what I was doing when I couldn't sleep this morning? Licking your bean? No. I was watching scary stories on TikTok. Do you know what? Have you heard of the peaking wife? No. What is that? Wait, so when you back it up, when you say scary stories, is it someone who's telling you about a little haunting or what's like? They're telling like the story of like someone else's scary time or a scary story that they read or this. I don't know if this is true or not. Also, are we recording? Oh, I think we're doing this episode. We're off to a kooky start this morning. Both of us are in rare form, so I'm excited to see what happens. Welcome to Disrespectfully. With Katie Maloney and Dana Kathen unapologetically.

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The high level what you need to know about peaking wife, this man's married to a woman for like six years, seemingly great normal marriage, normal couple, until she starts like doing these things where she like tries to like kind of scare him. You know, someone will be like peeking around something, you know? And then you like laugh. And you're like, ah, you scared me. And then it became like very not funny. Like she was hiding like in a little trunk with her eyes peeking like this or... Is this like a creepy pasta thing or do you think this happened? I don't know. I mean, it's like most people have told this story and have told it exactly the same. Okay. So he was taking a shower at one point and he just like felt like there was a presence and he opened up his eyes after like shampooing and I think that and she was like

hurting like this and then he's like getting out of the shower and like drying off and I think

that and he like hears breathing and he's like she's definitely behind this door and I just

I'm gonna prepare myself but then he hears its breathing's actually coming from the bathroom

closet and he looks in the bathroom closet's like open like this much and he sees her eye poking it's just like she's very like maniacal in the way she's doing it so he like freaks out like leaves goes to his brother's house like doesn't bring anything with him so he's at the brother's house for a couple days she's trying to call him get a hold of him he's just like ignoring or he's like I can't and then he's like on his something on the couch. He's staying on the couch. Happens to glance at the window and she's in the window. Maybe she just missed him. So then so then he's like, holy shit. Well, I don't know. Eventually he's like, I got to go get some stuff from my house. His brother goes with him. He goes in the house. The house smells rank. It's putrid. It's destroyed. There's

pictures, photographs everywhere. He goes up to the bedroom to get clothes. He knows there's eyeballs,

but from like animals in the closet. Yeah. And it smells disgusting. And then he's like kind of looking

and he hears like, it's like breathing again coming from under the bed. He looks under the bed and

she's like looking at him clutching

glass bleeding he tries to like get her out you know it's still his wife he he loves her whatever

tries to pull her out she ends up trying to stab him so then he's like that was it he like just ran away

never came back and she apparently ended up in a psychiatric hospital yeah i'm gonna put that in creepy

pasta but i did enjoy it's it's pretty good i don't know. I'm in the, I'm in the spooky spirit of this time of year when I like to listen to like spoop our other creepy tales.

Well, absolutely. I was, Emma's going to be so excited that I've mentioned her name. She obviously wants us to talk about every day. But last night we were hanging out and it felt like fall. Like I was like, we had candles going. We were telling stuff. But I told her the story of that incubus that attacked me. And I was like showing her the photo of the handprint on my leg. And then the video, remember that the growl that I caught and the like my chair that was moving. So I was playing that and it gave me shivers.

Like I forgot how awful that sound was and how horrible that was to wake up to. But it did get me in the like I need it to be fall. I'm ready for that.

I am too. I mean the problem is I always have this like like internal conflict when it's still 95 degrees out. I'm like it's still summer though, but like also

like I want spooky time. I want practical magic. I want spicy sense. Yeah. I don't do. Do you like Halloween hornites? We've talked about this before. I mean, it's not something that I like need, have to do in my life. Like I would do it, but I would rather go see like where for instance, hey, that's a spooky thing we're doing this afternoon.

We're going to see the new conjuring.

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