My name is Elijah Schaefer. I'm actually Ian Crossland tonight. It's good to see you guys. We're talking about an interesting story that happened actually, particularly this.

The CIA denies conspiracy theory that it used MK Ultra on a trump shooter.

But what the bizarre thing is, is that the CIA literally never, never comments.

And I mean, never comments on conspiracy theories.

They don't come out and say,

no, we didn't kill JFK with the Masad. They don't come out and say,

oh, no, no, no, no, we didn't introduce vaccine programs to kill children

and to give them autism and stuff. They don't say things like that.

But now they're coming out and they're like,

actually, you know, we really want to let you guys know

that the attempted assassin had nothing to do with us.

And just like your drunk friend promising that you're for sure going to start a podcast and it's going to be really cool and you're

going to have the best ideas ever and it never comes to fruition, that's still more reliable than the CIA

saying that they're not involved in anything.

Anyway, my name is Ian Crossland.

My guest today is going to be Ian Crossland.

It is approximately 11.08 PM Eastern time in the United States.

We're trying a new time on the show at about 11 p.m. So be patient with us as we're in my home and I grew up my hair.

Yes, the carpet matches the drape so we've got a great show for you guys today. I'm extremely

excited so get your lube out, get your toilet paper out, and

lather your hands, moisturize, and wipe your lips, of course, is what I'm talking about.

Because we have a great nightly offensive show for you.

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