Was His Lyft Driver Trying To KILL Him?

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🗓️ 20 July 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Moe has taken a LOT of rideshare rides...I mean, he doesn't have a car! But he's always felt safe until a recent ride had him in fear of his life! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The bird show. I speak in a heaven.
0:02.2	No,
0:03.0	dang near, died in a lift, man.
0:05.7	I literally thought I was going to die in a car
0:08.3	and I take a lot of lift rides,
0:10.5	but I've never been in fear for my life.
0:13.1	Like this made me actually consider being serious
0:15.9	about getting the car now. Really?
0:17.2	It was that serious. The ride was that bad?
0:19.1	It was horrible. It was the worst ride ever.
0:21.1	And I've never even given a bad review in lifts.
0:23.6	Normally, I'm like,
0:24.4	it's not that big of a deal.
0:25.4	Whatever. And this was the first time
0:27.1	we're like across the board.
0:29.0	I was like, I'm going to save somebody else to trouble
0:31.6	and make sure that they know this guy
0:32.9	should not be driving people around.
0:34.6	So it was extremely awkward from the moment I got in the car.
0:38.5	I knew it was going to be one of those.
0:40.1	And it's ironic because I'm not much of a luxury lift guy.
0:43.5	I don't really care that much,
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