War Of The Roses Update: She Want's Proof She's His Only Mistress?!

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🗓️ 30 June 2022

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We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. This situation is different from what we're used to. In this case, our listener is dating a MARRIED man! He's already cheating, but she wants to verify that he doesn't have multiple mistresses. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're on the virtue.
0:01.8	All right, Heather here wanted us to test the dude that she is seen right now.
0:07.2	We'll get all the details from her, but she already knows, she already knows that she's
0:11.9	the mistress.
0:13.2	She just doesn't want to be the mistress to the mistress.
0:15.0	Do I have that right, Heather?
0:17.0	Yeah, that's right.
0:18.0	It sounds crazy hearing it out loud, but yep.
0:21.0	All right, so clearly you're not going to get a lot of fans, not a lot of people that
0:26.7	are going to feel bad for you if we find out the results today or that this guy is screwing
0:30.8	around on you too.
0:32.3	But you wrote in your email that you felt like this affair was justified because their
0:36.6	relationship is so bad.
0:38.0	Yeah, I mean, he really laid it on sick.
0:42.7	He told me that for the past dozen years she's just been awful and bitter to him on a daily
0:49.6	basis, but she's got this great mom.
0:53.9	So she's not the woman that he married when they were younger and she's this great mom,
0:59.3	but she's just over.
1:01.0	He says that she's clearly also over the marriage.
1:03.3	Okay.
1:04.3	They're just waiting for the kids to graduate.
1:07.2	How long has this relationship between you and he been going on?
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